Thursday, February 17, 2011

Top 5 ways to keep Melo in Denver:

1. Convince black people to really like snowboarding

2. Have J.R. Smith go to Baltimore to recruit some "old friends" have them come back to Denver, go on  crime spree, have continued legal issues in Denver which include ankle monitor and lifetime residence in Colorado.

3. Tell Mikhail (Дмитриевич) Prokhorov: In a horrible accent "Russki must pay me, or I sex your mail  order bride wife!!" (hopefully Prokhorov denies request, or Melo's Gone)

4. Let him wear an orange headband and convince him he is actually in NY at MSG

5. Tell LaLa their new baby can only live at Altitude

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