Monday, February 21, 2011

Acceptable Female Athletics

Here at DSD we don't want to discriminate against female athletes. Although we will choose which sports are acceptable and which ones are not. Now the first two sports are ones in which the we would actually prefer to watch the ladies and not the guys:
1. Volleyball
2. Gymnastics
Since guys have our big four in sports, we will limit the sports here to four also. The next two are:
3. Tennis
4. Track and Field
These are the only sports we can allow at this time since the others are pretty much garbage and a waste of television time. In addition some of these options still have questions depending on the actual look and attire of the athlete participating.
I know some of you might say "Well the WNBA players can kick your ass at basketball."
This may or may not be true... we may never know because once a girl picks up a basketball everyone immediately looks away. Some of you might even bring up the cute factor of Danica Patrick and how she beats guys, but we all know Nascar is horrible and not a real sport. So we are open to suggestions if you know a female athlete or sport which will make our acceptable list.

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