Let's Go Broncos

Athletes We'd Like To Punch!!

http://www.totalprosports.com/2011/04/14/11-athletes-wed-like-to-punch-in-the-face/

Teach me how to Jimmer

Denver Drafts and Trades

So instead of our usual drafting and trading for the perfect gentleman like Shanahan and McDaniels loved to do, lets hope our Denver sports teams pick some damn talent finally. Lets move past the fact that some of the players we had here liked to drink, party, and have bad attitudes. Once you get rid of all that from your rosters, well you pretty much have the talent the Broncos have now. So learn to deal with the attitudes of playmakers like Cutler, and Marshall and maybe we can start winning again.
Keep the damn talent Denver!

So it looks like we did not convince Melo to like snowboarding quick enough. The Denver Nuggets organization have failed again to keep any great players that have come to them. Except this time we failed to keep THE best player the Nuggets have ever had. So Denver can say goodbye to any playoff series wins for many years to come. They can also say goodbye to any key players wanting to actually come to Denver to play along with a superstar.

I guess when you spend a night downtown with all the Douchebags Denver has to offer, can you really blame him? With all that said: We wish you nothing but the worst of luck in New York Carmelo!!

Acceptable Female Athletics

Here at DSD we don't want to discriminate against female athletes. Although we will choose which sports are acceptable and which ones are not. Now the first two sports are ones in which the we would actually prefer to watch the ladies and not the guys:

1. Volleyball

2. Gymnastics

Since guys have our big four in sports, we will limit the sports here to four also. The next two are:

3. Tennis

4. Track and Field

These are the only sports we can allow at this time since the others are pretty much garbage and a waste of television time. In addition some of these options still have questions depending on the actual look and attire of the athlete participating.

I know some of you might say "Well the WNBA players can kick your ass at basketball."

This may or may not be true... we may never know because once a girl picks up a basketball everyone immediately looks away. Some of you might even bring up the cute factor of Danica Patrick and how she beats guys, but we all know Nascar is horrible and not a real sport. So we are open to suggestions if you know a female athlete or sport which will make our acceptable list.

How I hate Chris "BirdMan" Andersen:

It all started with the '05 Dunk Contest http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_ksqrFQPgU Returning to its birthplace of Denver and stemming from the 1976 ABA All-Star game, the Slam Dunk Contest had its local participant and hero..............BirdMan.

The only problem is that BirdMan is only a hero of retard down syndrome looking children who like to wear incredibly gay plastic mohawks throughout the crowd at every home game. Along with these Trig Palin type fans are the adult male Jersey Shore style Douchebags who think that affliction and ed hardy gear should be strutted and displayed in the most obnoxious and annoying way possible.

They wish they could all run in a pack, that pack would look like this: a douchechoade of a dad with a minidouche at his side sporting the plastichawk, as their hero Che Tattvara (birdman) struts in the front leading the pack. For some reason, extremely hot but cross eyed groupie chicks try to grab at the action by thinking "i bet if I offer him blow.........both ways, he will start buying me stuff and I will be able to move out of my drug dealing boyfriends house and finally become a high brow socialite."

In the end the tattoos can't save this Douchebag, and we can bring it back to the '05 Dunk Contest where it all started and continued for what seemed like forever. Earning 4th place out of 4, and taking at least 2 days to complete a lob style dunk, he ruined the Slam Dunk Contest for at least 8 years. Even though he was with New Orleans at the time, he started his career with the Nuggets, tried to dunk in the Pepsi Center, and has returned to be a Nugget now.

Unfortunately since his return to the NBA it does not look like he will go on any coke fueled benders any time soon. They say "BirdMan fly in any weather." I wish he would fly through a cloud of cocaine to get him back to a non-douche party animal who could rebound a basketball.

Otherwise I wouldn't mind seeing him fall into a steep downhill descent full of anti-depressants, cocaine benders, child support payments and alternative therapy treatments for most of his 30s. I'd rather see a train wreck than an uberfag annoy me so incessantly.

Go Nuggets!!!